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Funniest Cracked Out Nerd Waiting in Line For a Nintendo Wii
Monday, 27 November 2006


Super nerd talks about waiting for a Wii and gives his thoughts on PS3! I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's the last branch of his family tree.

 

Comments (57) add
This guy ...
written by Shmagan on November 27, 2006

This guy is straight outta ah South Park episode ... lol this is hilarious stuff I wish they would have gotten like 30 mins with this guy ...

where do I get his phone number?
written by alec on November 27, 2006

because i need you now more than ever

hmmm
written by bob on November 27, 2006

...That's not funny... this guy's straight up retarded...

funny yes, retard no
written by TK on November 27, 2006

I actually think if you listen to this guy's answers, he is really smart. He is extremely logical at least, and I admire that in anyone--even a gigantic nerd.

I agree
written by Ant on November 27, 2006

"Do what you want" somes it up really - he just doesn't care about those questions it's all about him and his Wii!

...
written by Alex on November 27, 2006

Seems like a sweet guy.

Smart Fella
written by Super Dude on November 27, 2006

This guy makes some really good points. And I think its a shame that they titled this man as a 'nerd' just because he's got some common sense.

you cant be serious...
written by whocares? on November 27, 2006

logical my ass! the guy lacks any and every social skill, and im willing to bet he hasnt seen his dick in a while. five days of no sleep because you're excited is fuckin rediculous i dont care who you are. I bet yall would call the dude in china who died after a 7 day WoW session a genius. while i did find the whole thing funny, i would not by any means call that man smart. also dont say i dont understand, cause camped and i got my wii. sometimes you gotta stop tryin to understand people and make excuses for them, and call them dumbasses.... I.E. this guy.

Well...
written by Hank on November 27, 2006

This is the way MOST gamers appear to folks who have social lives, once they're out of their teens. This fellow's way too old to be obsessed with this nonsense. His life is going by. Sure, it's his call, but gamers rationalize the most trivial activities, and then appear to be socially retarded.

absolute retard.
written by f on November 27, 2006

absolute retard.

umm, seems normal
written by yo on November 27, 2006

ever heard of an engineer?

why call him retarded? he's probably smarter than you
written by jordan on November 27, 2006

I found this hilarious by the way but i'm really only commenting on the pathetic people who call him retarded just cuz he's excited about it. who cares if it's not something you'd be excited about...you're not him so don't judge him. only the lowest of scum will make fun of somebody because they're different than you. grow up people. (By the way, my most recent video game console is an N64 so i'm completely biased on this.)

That's me!
written by Carl Higgens on November 27, 2006

Hey, leave me alone. I never would have done that interview if I knew you would make fun of me. I am smarter than all of you! Ha!

what?!
written by Tom Falsetta on November 28, 2006

hey, that's not me. what's wrong with you people. I waited for the wii because I didn't want to have to wait for one. and yes, ps3 is overrated.

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written by jack joe on November 28, 2006

hell yeah the ps3 is overated! i hate sony fanyboys

My word
written by roberto the magician on November 28, 2006

I cant believe no one has mentioned the swishy saliva sound this guy makes when he talks..... absolutely priceless, seems like an allright dude tho, just a little confused as to whats more important, a womans privates or gaming.... dorks

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written by sober on November 28, 2006

Demerol and grape soda. Sounds like a great combo.

you cant win against stupid people...
written by whocares? on November 28, 2006

"i'm really only commenting on the pathetic people who call him retarded just cuz he's excited about it." didnt say he was retarded for being excited.. said he was retarded for not sleeping for FIVE DAYS! you could tell me im getting a billion dollars in 6 days, doesnt mean im gonna stay awake for em...
"who cares if it's not something you'd be excited about..." yea hi, i camped for 18 hours got my wii, i was excited. do you see any videos of me? want to know why? b/c i didnt make an ass out of myself on camera.
"you're not him so don't judge him." this coming from Jesus himself who has NEVER judged anyone.
"only the lowest of scum will make fun of somebody because they're different than you. grow up people." this is not true at all, i make fun of people who are like me people who are not, and even myself on occasion.
in conclusion stop being such a pussy and standing up for weird f****rs on youtube...

Uhhh.
written by fuck on November 29, 2006

Look, it's the Super nerd Brothers.

funny guy
written by hahahaha on November 29, 2006

if you can't laugh at that then you need to lighten up, that was funny as shit!

Money?
written by Milosh on November 29, 2006

Where did this guy get all the money for his consoles??!? I can't imagine him working in the real world....

Money? Wow
written by Joe on November 29, 2006

Money?
written by Milosh on November 29, 2006

Where did this guy get all the money for his consoles??!? I can't imagine him working in the real world....

Man, if you have no p#$#Y to spend it on, then even a lowly job can save up money over time for what you deam important. He could be living at home with his parents, and has no rent (or very little) and a burger flipping job. More then enough money if he isn't social to buy this stuff. I knew this programmer, he would wake up every morning, check out his game world online, get to work late every day, leave at 4-5 every day and spend all night playing, and all weekend. I once invited him for dinner and he had to cancel because a dragon got lose and him and his buddies have to go slay it. Yes at the time he was 35yr's old, going no where in his career since he did nothing to improve himself (hence why he was let go) since he had no time for anything other then games, plus he was a virgin. He should be 40 now, and you know what I believe he still is a virgin. Lives now with his parents and since he was making a decent wage he put it all back and told me that now he could take a couple years off and get really into his gaming cause he had more then enough money saved up to last a couple years.

Like he wasn't already too much into his games, he wants to do it full time. I have lost contact with him a couple years ago, though my phone number/address or emails haven't changed, he's the type to forget the world is even there.

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written by Adriel on November 29, 2006

that's sad

What's the big deal?
written by Sam on November 29, 2006

Look guys, I used to be like this dude a couple of years ago, and I can honestly say that when I was in that mindset I didn't care about anything else except playing the games and just enjoying myself. To most that sounds sad, but to the guy it concerns, it's his life and he's HAPPY doing it. I eventually got tired of the whole thing and started to go towards other things I craved, namely Pu$$y. So, leave the guy alone, who cares whether or not he loves his gaming more than anything else, thats nobody's business but his. The big issue here is why are so many bothered by this guy? If you feel any anger and/or sadness towards this dude then you have something to work out inside yourself, because believe me, this dude couldn't care less what anyone thinks, he just wants to get his Wii and play the shit out of it... and that's all there is to that.

Give me a break
written by Abbey on November 29, 2006

First off, if he loves the gaming systems that much, more power to him. But you guys calling him a nerd and/or retarded just because of the way he was acting is lame. Personally, I think he was under the influences of some illegal substances. Probably more than one. "Up for five days..."? Nobody stays up for five days on pure excitement people. Come on now. He probably got F***ed up with his buddies and said "what the h*ll, lets go wait in line. His friends are just smarter about it.

Good Stuff
written by MUAHAHAHA on November 29, 2006

GOOO Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
THIS GUY IS AWESOME

ALEx como says
written by Alex on November 29, 2006

this guy is the shit GAMERS FOR LIFE!!!!! but fuck the wii got 360 baby

yea
written by Fatality Phil on November 29, 2006

He said he stayed up for 5 days because he was hopped up on Demerol.

I've seen this guy...
written by IhaveNoname on November 30, 2006

This guy and his friends went to LA HIGH school in Los angeles, ca. They haven't changed much... still child-like and never developed hormones.

This dude is straight out of southpark.
written by Darkkish_Box on November 30, 2006

He soo is, right outta the WoW Episode, he's the one (obviously for those who've seen it) slobbering all over him self as he pwns people at World of Warcraft. Looks like him, and thats pretty much how I would expect him to act too.

could be worse...
written by hmm on December 2, 2006

he could be an xbot fanboy.

YEAH RIGHT
written by yettti on December 3, 2006

Demerol is a freaking pain killer, no one would be able to stay awake for 5 days taking that!
Other than that total b.s. statement (which i think was a joke), this was a funny vid. Gamers rule.

*lol!!*
written by Anthony H. on December 3, 2006

I spent 15 & 1/2 hours outside Best Buy as 7th in line for their after Thanksgiving ('06) specials - and I didn't see anyone quite as ... entertaining ... as this gentleman is! lol

Scored my $250 Toshiba Laptop though ... ^^

I got it
written by bizzo on December 4, 2006

I had to have my comment edited because I am a lame retard.

...
written by Jason on December 5, 2006

he sounds like sid the sloth (ice age)

yo
written by kevin on December 5, 2006

w/e he just wants to play video games, and we all like to, he may be a little overly excited but w/e. but is it just me or does it look like he is about to fall asleep. he shoulda slept some more in the past 5 days

Grape Soda
written by Choop on December 6, 2006

And Demorall,,,no wonder he wins at Halo 2,,,, All the Time!!

this guy is a bad ass
written by Applerust on December 6, 2006

heroic! how many of you can actually stay up for 5 days straight? thats bad ass.

sid the sloth haha
written by a crazy person on December 6, 2006

If he stayed up for 5 straight days then he'd be hallucinating... not just salivating on every word. People lie about not sleeping because they think it makes them sound cool I guess. Being first in line is pretty impressive, even if you're as crazy as this guy. "Motht likely Thelda - thwing a thord" hahaha awesome.

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written by Don on December 6, 2006

I'll bet any of the people that made fun of him wouldn't say a damn word if it was a sporting event he lined up for.

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written by nameless on December 6, 2006

This guy has the same speech and social behaviours of a kid at my old school that had asperger's sydnrome. What's crazy is he seems to have the same messed up hair and the inability to shave :\

I am willing to bet big bucks that it is what he has.

Cool guy!
written by Josh on December 7, 2006

I don't know why everyone was dissing this guy, I thought he was cool. "Do what you want". See thats awesome, he wasn't trying to get others to wait in line, hes just doing this thing... LIVIN!! L..I..V..I..N... thats what im talking about. :)

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written by yo on December 7, 2006

I wanted to comment and say, "no comment." :)

I think you may be right. I think this guy probably has a mental disorder that probably includes social anxiety. For him to be out in public is probably a big deal for him and so he acts over-the-top to overcompensate for his fears and/or agony he's dealing with internally. I just hope that his friends are good enough people to encourage him to expand his interests. Again, it's his choice whether or not he wants to be a balanced individual. I just think everyone, including myself, should remember that as long as we keep things in under our control and discipline how much time and energy we devote to one area, then we should be alright. Also, everyone progresses on a different scale. It's not where we are but where we've come from and where we're going. After all, we're here on Earth to learn and gain experience. Peace!

this seems staged
written by PS3 sucks on December 7, 2006

hahaha this seems too rediculous to not be scripted

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written by the pigg on December 8, 2006

i cant belive he has friends

I'm Convinced: This Guy Rules
written by Chris Harrison on December 8, 2006

Seriously, this guy rules. He's not retarded. But he is Wiitarded. He's just got different priorities than most "normal" people. But then, what is normal? Rock on, Wiitard. Rock on.

One giant virtual leap for gamers everywhere...
written by Mandi on December 9, 2006

If only he could stop playing long enough to take it. I love how someone referred to this man as a Wiitard! I know a few of them myself, but none so dedicated as this guy. Good for him! After seeing this, I think all interviews should be conducted after 5 consecutive days with no sleep. This guy probably thought he was talking to Mario himself. I hope those friends of his hooked him up with a catheter for Christmas.

This guy rocks!
written by Lexx on December 9, 2006

This guy is the bomb! He could care less about this dude with the mic ... he's just waitin to pick up his new Wii. I'm not interested in the Wii, but more power to this dude!

WoW
written by mmmmmm on December 25, 2006

About the comment from the chinese that died after 7 days of play of WoW, guess what a lot of chinese do for a living?? play WoW for hours and day's at a time, for a lousy monthly fee, only cause western people pay company's from there to level up their character in 2 weeks to level 60......those chinese working there aren't nerdish, only the western people who think playing wow is cool, and don't want to do a thing for it... (there was a tv documentary on this subject, don't play games myself)

Sleep
written by Cebiti Caneda on December 29, 2006

Some people need 2-3 hours of sleep a day. It's the way their system/body/brain works. It could be called hypomania.

PS3 is for the sleepy
written by Solex Sleepsalot on January 5, 2007

Woohoo! This guy rocks :)

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written by JAKE on January 5, 2007

I want to be this mans friend he would make for hours and hours of entertainment.

LOL
written by Roger J on January 6, 2007

I accualy had more better time enjoying comments ohter people left than the vid itself. You know anyone tihnk maybe hes not such a loser and hes faking it? lol i kinda got the idea at one point. He seems liek a nice guy. I wouldnt offend anyone for their intrest. I mean some guys are Really into scoring girls, others into Sports. This guy's hobby just happenes to be a less physical activity. Well i dont care what he said was right though let people do what they want. He doesnt give a f**K what other people think. He probubly knows people laugh at him. whatever

5 days of outer-body fun
written by alex m on January 6, 2007

i'll have whatever he's on.

???
written by Fankmasta on January 6, 2007

he seems to fall asleep while being interviewed, his eyes seem to see things we can't even imagine. that's a true cyberaddict!

So sad
written by Truth on January 9, 2007

This person needs medical attention badly. Funny, but sad too.

wtf?
written by E.T on January 20, 2007

ok im excited about it too(im a large nintendo fan), but this guy is totaly wack. staying up for FIVE DAYS? wft wft wft jesus christ that is just weird. i mean he seem like an ok guy who is just a little confused, (although he does look kinda like that guy from the south park WoW epic. hey, its just a weird coinsidence) but that is very unconventional.

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